Emo/Goth jokes

Discussion in 'Humor' started by City Wok, Sep 14, 2006.

  1. alfredc

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  2. nattyboy

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    my m8 just turned emo lol!....
    if they wana die why dont they just stop making a big deal out of it
    and just jump off a building. :/
     
  3. passanger

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    I'm such a big fan of this thread!!!! Always something new to make me laugh!!!!
    PEOPLE KEEP THIS GOING, THIS IS TOO GOOD!!!
    And one more thing, I think some people should look up the word "joke" in the dictionary, I'm not quite sure everyone here understand the title of this thread.
    And further more, if you are looking for a forum full of politically correct people I'm not sure hipforum is a good place for you.....

    "You take blond and emo jokes".....

    Beautiful, man.
     
  4. sweetaslex

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    Hmmmm, Im a little depressed after the emotional roller coaster of this thread.... Joke,Joke, SERIOUS, JOKE, SERIOUS, JOKE JOKE......Stop it!!! I can't handle it anymore! I'm GOING TO MYSPACE---------------------------> NOT!

    HUMOUR FORUM=the quality of being funny; the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous; put into a good mood ............................

    I JUST WANNA LAUGH, LET ME!
     
  5. Goth Scream

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    a knock knock joke:
    -knock knock
    -who's there?
    -boo!
    -boo who?
    -go cry somewhere else emo kid
     
  6. makihiko

    makihiko Official hippie since 2005

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    they don't wanna die, they just want you to look at them:p



     
  7. Ticklemeemo

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    Emo Kid: I feel like Saint!

    Friend: Why?

    Emo Kid: I'm holy!!!!!!!! =D
     
  8. xGreenBabyx

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    Can anyone name me some emo bands?
     
  9. Moro

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    My Chemical Romance! Ha, I love MCR and I'm not even emo. I just have a weird taste in music and I'm not held back by labels.

    Anyway... people please, can we calm down so I can read some more jokes? I think they're hilarious, and if there are any emos here that are offended by them, why don't you just change the word emo to the name of one of the idiots on here who's badmouthing you and start your own thread?

    Man, listening to people bitch at each other in what's supposed to be a joke thread is enough to make anyone emo. I'm gonna have to go listen to My Chemical Romance now lol
     
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    "When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city... join the black parade..."
    NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! :)
     
  11. xGreenBabyx

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    Im not emo i was just wondering what you guys think some emo bands are. Trust me i am no where near being emo i am to perky.
     
  12. pat_mycat

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    why did the emo cross the road?
    cos he was emo
     
  13. Watermellowny

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    DAMN!!! LMAO
     
  14. Broken_And_Burnt_Out

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    My name is Aaron and i thought id post on here first because i hate emos so much.

    My life:
    - ive done serious drugs
    -ive been homeless
    -ive been beated shitless more than once and stabbed
    -my parents dont actually like me and are kickig me out at the end of the month
    -i have tried committing suicide because of bad experiences more than once
    -i do actually suffer from bi polar depression and other things im not going to mention

    just a few things from me. . . but then the emo family

    Emos:
    -thinks weed is addictive even though its not
    -always ben in their warm cosey beds
    -thinks a punch on the arm is a serious attack and so has to make a myspace and write a poem for it before turning a pair of scissors on themselves!!
    -their parents actually love them and give them money for their shit fashion sense
    -attempt suicide for a fashion because all their friends think its kool and think they will get laid but they dont because theyre too fridgid
    -dont actually sufer from any kind of mental problem and no, cutting yourself for a fashion is not a problem and doesnt lead to depression. watchign your ex girlfriend die makes you suffer from depression!!

    in comparison emos look like they have a ray of fucking sunshine looking over them!! heres an idea!! stop crying about bullshit and things that you think are kool, get a decent haircut that doesnt make you twitch like a spacker and for the love of god dont ruin your bodies with scars like i have!!

    you dontknow how much it pisses people off when we have real problems and you all try and copy it for a fashion!!

    i want to hear your views on this post please

    Aaron x
     
  15. Havoc_the_juggalo

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    i hate when emos go and call themselves nonconformists. (just like the other emo kids) if they were true nonconformists they would wear their own made up style
     
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    This really bothers me too. Their angst is funded by mommy and daddy.
     
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    The whole thing of "cutting" is a real problem that many young (and some older) people have. I di if for a while during a deep depression I had as a teen around 12-13. This was 1986 OK. No EMO or EMO music around. I never saw this as a lifestyle. Yes, I can see many kids doing it for attention or some get a rush out of it. But hurting oneself is a problem no different then someone taking drugs or drinking.
     
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    How do you know ALL "Emo" kids are not in some serious depression? I work at a middle school. We had a young girl who looked typical Emo. Everyone thought it was just a phase whatnot. It later came out that she was being raped by her father. It unfourtunate that some can't look pass the clothes or the music one listens to.
     
  19. Argiope aurantia

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    Heh heh. MCR is awesome.

    The main difference between a Goth and an Emo is that an Emo will sit in the corner and cut himself because someone didn't like his poetry. A Goth sits in the corner and cuts himself because blood is pretty and fun to play in.

    Most Goths really aren't all that depressed, they just have macabre senses of humor. I've been goth for years, and the only self-harm I've considered (my love life notwithstanding... ;D) came after a reaction to a cold medication that left me with 10 days of insomnia. I was also convinced that I was shapeshifting into a pig at that time, so I don't think this one had anything to do with my lifestyle. Ah, sleep deprivation.

    I don't take that cold med anymore... that was very, very bad... though funny in retrospect.
     
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