I'm gonna be late for work because....

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by SpacemanSpiff, Aug 25, 2009.

  1. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    A jedi did mind control on me,
     
  2. Om Organizer

    Om Organizer Member

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    I'm busy trying to rescue Balqis from the dark side jedis. Should be in by 10, 10:30 at the latest.
     
  3. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    I was stuck half way up Ben Nevis andthere were no taxis
     
  4. Om Organizer

    Om Organizer Member

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    I hope Ben enjoyed that.:eek:
     
  5. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    I was supposed to assassinate someone on my way in, but their bus was late so I had to wait.
     
  6. Om Organizer

    Om Organizer Member

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    A beautiful girl with green eyes wearing a keffiyeh attempted to assasinate me so I'm running a little late.
     
  7. Balqis

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    I had to destroy everything in my wake
     
  8. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    I was born a Ramblin' Man
     
  9. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    my drawbridge just wouldn't open this morning, its a little rusty
     
  10. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    i haven't finished laminating my hands yet.
     
  11. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    had an argument with some guy name Gabriel , he kept insisting I was pregnant!
     
  12. Om Organizer

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    I need to get a ride back over across the River Styx. The boatman keeps insisting it's only a one-way trip but I swear it must be some kind of mistake.
     
  13. Balqis

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    I was told to take my family and flee to Egypt, but the flea wouldn't come
     
  14. lillallyloukins

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    because a witch put a spell on me and right now i am a frog and i can't reach the door handle
     
  15. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    I just shit a brick, and it fell on my toes and broke them because my feet are back to front.
     
  16. themnax

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    because i'm a ghost and i can't remember the coordinates to get there by teleporting.
     
  17. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    I was advised to clear all my dept with one easy payment, so I bought a shot gun and blew my head off.
     
  18. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    my morning wood wont go away
     
  19. Balqis

    Balqis Senior Member

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    I'm a sitter, not a doer.
     
  20. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    a motorcade for a funeral has parked right in front of my house
     

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