I'm gonna be late for work because....

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by SpacemanSpiff, Aug 25, 2009.

  1. broony

    broony Banned

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    bbad can't cook cheeseburgers on time
     
  2. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    broony needed more brownies and made me wait in the car too long
     
  3. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Hey;No-one told ME bicycles are supposed to have chains!
    I'll be late in,boss-I was peddling so fast my knees melted!
     
  4. Jameira

    Jameira Guest

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    Im gonna be late for work because I didn't know what to wear..
     
  5. desireu2

    desireu2 Member

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    ... 99.99% of the time its because I was wrapped up in deep masturbation which I wanted to last all day!
     
  6. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ....I was holding the camera steady for desireu2.
     
  7. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    I was cooking desireu2 and puggybear meals so they wouldn't exhaust themselves
     
  8. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ...I'm on the trot after eating def zep's chicken 'n' grapefruit souffle'
     
  9. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    I stayed up all night watching a 12 hour Beavis and Butthead-athon on tv
     
  10. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ...because the dog's fucked off with my other shoe!
     
  11. def zeppelin

    def zeppelin All connected

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    ...because i don't like my job
     
  12. broony

    broony Banned

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    Yea work suck..is this really a question you underpaying asshole?
     
  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ...because just as I was leaving to drive in Robin knocked and asked if I'd got a 13mm socket as the Batmobile had snapped it's alternator belt.
     
  14. broony

    broony Banned

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    i neeed moore coffeee yeeyeeeyaa ay yep .. yes i doo.
     
  15. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ....because I'm busy making extra-strong coffee by the gallon for Wossname.
     
  16. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    pissing accident


    too much coffee
     
  17. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ...because I'm snorting coffee flavoured piss off the dog.
     
  18. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    because I slept in because I was up too late at Puggy's checking out his AGNB...
     
  19. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I got my penis stuck in my car door
     
  20. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ...as I've accidentally locked myself in my car and it's raining and I can't get out to raise the hood and I'm getting wet and BOLLOCKS!
     

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