I'm gonna be late for work because....

bbad can't cook cheeseburgers on time

 

broony needed more brownies and made me wait in the car too long

 

Hey;No-one told ME bicycles are supposed to have chains!
I'll be late in,boss-I was peddling so fast my knees melted!

 

Im gonna be late for work because I didn't know what to wear..

 

... 99.99% of the time its because I was wrapped up in deep masturbation which I wanted to last all day!

 

....I was holding the camera steady for desireu2.

 

I was cooking desireu2 and puggybear meals so they wouldn't exhaust themselves

 

...I'm on the trot after eating def zep's chicken 'n' grapefruit souffle'

 

I stayed up all night watching a 12 hour Beavis and Butthead-athon on tv

 

...because the dog's fucked off with my other shoe!

 

...because i don't like my job

 

Yea work suck..is this really a question you underpaying asshole?

 

...because just as I was leaving to drive in Robin knocked and asked if I'd got a 13mm socket as the Batmobile had snapped it's alternator belt.

 

i neeed moore coffeee yeeyeeeyaa ay yep .. yes i doo.

 

....because I'm busy making extra-strong coffee by the gallon for Wossname.

 

pissing accident


too much coffee

 

...because I'm snorting coffee flavoured piss off the dog.

 

because I slept in because I was up too late at Puggy's checking out his AGNB...

 

I got my penis stuck in my car door

 

...as I've accidentally locked myself in my car and it's raining and I can't get out to raise the hood and I'm getting wet and BOLLOCKS!