I just found another one that says "I'm taking a huge smelly shit in your name" Hahahahahahahahahaha my old lady is sooo gross.
"your welcome brother taylor, much hapiness in your day" Its an inside joke thing with some kids at my work. We converted to mormonism or something and changed all our name tags to say Brother (your name here)
"I still have hemorrhoids I got off the medicine for like a year, cuz I thought it went away but didn't so now I'm on it again. But I keep forgetting to take it, so lately when I've had to go, I can't. Because the medicine softens my stool, and without the meds nothing comes out. Lol. I hate my body." Some personal info for you there!
I am now arranging sort of hook up between my mega horny friend and aforementioned Bobby through texts. I'M A TEXT PIMP.
"Who you callin toni?! Haa just woke up from the most insane nap ever. 3 till now haha Maybe talk at 8:30? Love ya xoxo" - from my best fran miles away.
Just For S**ts And Giggles I Decided To Check My Cell Phone For Messages, The Computer Generated Voice Politely Informed Me..."You Have No Text Messages".... I Posted This Because In My Diary It Says I Bought My Next-G Mobile Phone 4 Years Ago Today.... It's No Wonder The Battery In My CDMA Phone Lasted 8 Years, And Is Now 12 Years Old, And Still Works. Just Turned It On And A Voice Informed Me The Network Was No Longer In Service. Why Would They Still Have A Message 4 Years After Closing Down.... Cheers Glen.