Your last text

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by r0llinstoned, Jan 6, 2012.

  1. lillallyloukins

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    Big love from me and my gal xx
     
  2. kokujin

    kokujin Senior Member

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    "Righteous $.$"
     
  3. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    Oh damn! Call me if you can.
     
  4. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    I just found another one that says "I'm taking a huge smelly shit in your name" Hahahahahahahahahaha my old lady is sooo gross.
     
  5. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    "your welcome brother taylor, much hapiness in your day"

    Its an inside joke thing with some kids at my work. We converted to mormonism or something and changed all our name tags to say Brother (your name here)
     
  6. Sarah_Again

    Sarah_Again Inspires Irrelevancy

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    "I still have hemorrhoids :( I got off the medicine for like a year, cuz I thought it went away but didn't so now I'm on it again. But I keep forgetting to take it, so lately when I've had to go, I can't. Because the medicine softens my stool, and without the meds nothing comes out. Lol. I hate my body."


    Some personal info for you there!
     
  7. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    When your driving in your Chevy and you feel something heavy diarrhea!!!
     
  8. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Your name is Taylor? :eek:
     
  9. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    If you want it to be
     
  10. Le Aura

    Le Aura Member

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    Hahaha I love that.

    Mine is "Jamilliah doesn't mind you staying tomorrow night".
     
  11. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Me- I love you

    girlfriend- awwww

    me- r boobs, you didn't let me finish
     
  12. Sarah_Again

    Sarah_Again Inspires Irrelevancy

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    I am now arranging sort of hook up between my mega horny friend and aforementioned Bobby through texts.


    I'M A TEXT PIMP.
     
  13. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    alright let me know
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    personally, i'm not willing to travel more than 750 miles to drink and chill.
     
  15. noela

    noela Members

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    "Who you callin toni?! Haa just woke up from the most insane nap ever. 3 till now haha Maybe talk at 8:30? Love ya xoxo"

    - from my best fran miles away.
     
  16. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    "dudewkdix'

    Im pretty sure she was drunk
     
  17. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    "Oh lets talk on qq soon!"
     
  18. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    From my daughter 210pm: on the way home we lost whats for dinner
     
  19. jameshk

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    'Meet me for lunch tomorrow? x'
     
  20. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Just For S**ts And Giggles I Decided To Check My Cell Phone For Messages,

    The Computer Generated Voice Politely Informed Me..."You Have No Text Messages"...:).

    I Posted This Because In My Diary It Says I Bought My

    Next-G Mobile Phone 4 Years Ago Today...:).

    It's No Wonder The Battery In My CDMA Phone Lasted 8

    Years, And Is Now 12 Years Old, And Still Works.

    Just Turned It On And A Voice Informed Me The

    Network Was No Longer In Service.

    Why Would They Still Have A Message 4 Years After Closing Down...:confused:.



    Cheers Glen.
     
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