jalec meet internet. internet meet jalec. internet has porn.
i guess. :/
yeah. i would do it everyday but the cleanup is a bitch.
yes. dove body soap in bar form. it has a lot less salt than other soaps.
find a person that can mutually masturbate w/ you. that will liven things up.
i think i can reccomend a good therapist that can help u.
lmao.
ew dude i dont think thats reccomended for anything other than a car.
lul wut?
ive done that. only had a happy ending once.
nicely put, but lets change that hug to a fuck.
nice. but did u bring her to ur house to fuck her? that would have been the wise choice.
when im about to orgasm. i let out a: LEEEEEEERRRROY JENKINS!!!!!1! (wow thing)
op, this is the only thing u need to know about cut/uncut dicks. uncuts tend to carry more bacteria. u dont get that problem with a cut dick....
sounds fun. :p
i know what dicks, pussies, and tits look like. i dont need to see my parents junk.
holy shit, ill google that.
i gotta try that. :D
no biggie. i tell my female doc that i smoke weed, and jerk off.
ive gone #3 a few times in the bathrooms at the urinals. havent been caught yet. ;D
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