Two penises. Just found out today. Now my wife can say, she's had three penises inside her at the same time.
Communism starts out as a great and beautiful idea, and given a chance to grow it becomes this monster she is talking about. You can't control it....
Communism only works for ants. The idea of communism, is an extreme reaction to the abuses the upper classes can often inflicked on the lower....
Thanks. Will do.
Getting high should be a "choice". A mother should not force her unborn baby to get high- period. Even if it's proven that it doesn't cause...
Now did you eat beans, or did you eat a fart? I don't get it.
That's right, a penis. We went to the doctor's yesterday. And he examined her with an ultasound and said there is definately a penis that has grow...
I doubt you should worry. 16 years form now when you have your own wash dry and fold laundry service and you find that you're doing most of the...
Thanks.
Oh, I'm very happy. I'm 47. My 26 yr old wife is smart, creative, sexy and beautiful. We already have a perfect 4 yr old daughter together. It's...
Yes, between whining and moaning and bitching, she does appreciate it. By the way, the twins were concieve in the front seat of our car, on the...
Ha. I'm happily married, too. But when I go out on guys night out, I am still looking to get laid. I just don't go through with it any more. Like...
You never let them "come with". You could mention where you may end up, so if you wanna loose them, it doesn't seem like you ditched them.
Well it usually starts out with all of us getting our stories straight,- then 6-7 hours later ends up with us all getting our REVISED stories...
Sorry Peanut, but from my years of experience, the best guys nights out have only involved girls found along the way. Not actually "one of the...
...because not only do they have to put up with women they have to be one too! Yes, as a straight guy, I have to put up with 'em, but thank God...
OMG. You truly do see EVERYTHING in black and white. You just did in politics the same thing you do in theology. Where in what I said, do I hate...
Cool, some good stories again. I keep meaning to sit down and rewrite some of the stories that were lost on the old hipforum but that damn...
You too sweetie pie. I've been out of commish do to hurricane Ivan. Still putting my house back together. My wife's also pregnant again- with...
Excuse me but I'm a bit confused here. I'm not a religeous person. But what I think I'm seeing here is someone of the Judean religion showing...
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