If this theoretical professor wasn't such a beta douche nozzle, he'd be fucking that girl instead of writing long winded jerk-off letters to her.
This post illustrates the way most women communicate. Claim that there's a problem and then beat around the bush without ever getting to the...
There's a lot she needs to work on.
Man up, OP. Cram some peppermint candy up your nose. Then do her in the dirt hole. Let that snatch fester away.
1) The dick belongs to me. Do not refer to it as "yours" 2) Suck the balls, lick the asshole 3) Learn to use your god damn tongue and use some...
These posts are exactly why i've all but given up on eating my girl out. There are, apparently, 493 rules to follow. However, the rules are...
Have none of you motherfuckers heard of soap and water? Pro Tip: You don't lick asshole right after your girl takes a dump.
To release the demons.
Richard Moll? (Bull from Night Court) Not positive, but looks sorta like him.
Another dude's hand on my dong would result in immediate flaccidness. This would facilitate my need to piss on the bastard while I look him square...
Can't watch. I get the urge to punch things when I think of Kid Rock.
He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.
Full Sphincter Release
Almost every coupon I've ever seen is for shit I don't use.
Haunted corn maze is where it's at....
Still have one about 10 minutes from here. Usually go once a year, except this year. They've taken a real "family" approach to things and show...
Washing my ass after 5 or 6 days of camping is pretty awesome.
It's supposed to open and close. Poop exit and stuff, y'know? Defecation does not happen via osmosis.
Splinters /Thread
Ah, the old "OP vaguely fishes for compliments, gets panties bunched when they aren't exactly how she imagined" thread....
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