I remember the first time I had sex, I was so paranoid that my parents could smell it on me that I went out and bought a pack of cigs and smoked a...
I've never really liked Pabst. I've always drank Schlitz, Natty Ice (when I'm broke), or Coors.
I remember it from when I was in middle school. They had their own machine that had nothing but Surge. The only thing that sucked was they had a...
IT'S TRUE! HIP FORUMS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A COPORATE TOOL, USED TO BRAINWASH US INTO THINKING WE HAVE FREE SPEECH, BUT IN REALITY, WE ARE NOTHING...
I lived in a 1993 GMC Safari for about 6 months in 2003. Money wasn't too hard, I showered at truckstops, and it was fun. Wouldn't do it again...
His mother is on Letterman tonight. THey're going to show the appearence they cut back in 1993.
Hey man, I sent you back another email.
Ok, I have everything set up. The whole band is cool with playing. I have sent you an email describing our band. We are willing to play whatever...
[IMG] Hurry and feel the thrust, before I throw my back out.
Dammit, I always miss the good fights. Easy solution: either fuck as much as you want, or don't. It's pretty simple. Just don't fuck things...
I believe people should be able to talk any way they want. I mean, swearing is just too damn conveinent. It's colorful, it's crass, it's rude,...
I'm sorry, but you're all nuts. Look, Obama isn't Jesus or the antichrist. He's a politician. He lied, cheated, and rewrote history to get...
I'm in a band that's currently on hiatus, and we should have everything back together by July. I'm gonna get in contact with the rest of the...
I am a Mirror I am a mirror relections of this world, reflections of the people around me, a reflection of the times spiraling out of control...
Well, Bush is out of office. What do we do now? I mean, a lot of what has happened in the counterculture in the last 8 years can in some way be...
I'm allergic to poison Ivy and penicillin. One of the worst experiences I've had was the time I got pison ivy on my dick. Just a lesson: don't...
Of course aliens are using the chat room. It's the only way we Saturians can keep a watch on the population. We watch all the chat rooms....
Hire a hooker. I got the number of a few around here, if you don't have a problem with meth mouth.
Out of that earlier pic, I remember Mello Yello cans like that. And Food Lion Soda! BTW, does anyone know what those blue cans with the faces...
Frightening. I have actually seen clits that look like penises. And remember, penises come in all shapes and sizes. And sharks have two dicks....
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