Oh, Jesus, that's pretty bad, too. I agree.
First thing that comes to my mind at birth? Finally, I'm out of that damnable placenta prison! Now I can...what's this? Ah! Don't cut that! No!...
Okay, I won't punch him. But I will make him have an 'accident' next time he puts my name as FUNBAGS when we go bowling.
Yeah. I do that sometimes. Just ask TenCentArcade. I still owe him a punch in the gut for ditching me and having one of our friends drench me by...
The worst fucking thing I could imagine? To be forced to live eternally. While stuck in a cage. Left to see others live their lives. And you are...
Sounds horrible. But like a good idea. Thanks. Seriously, these things just won't stop.
Y'know what sucks? Having an ingrown toe-nail you've gotta rip out with pliars. That sucks. Oh, no! I'm a little bitchy n00b! I know many of you...
I knew you would, Eliot. I knew you would. Way to say 'welcome to the club'.
Greetings and salutations. Aloha. Guten tag. Your mom. As you readers may have guessed, I am new. If you may also see, this is my very first...
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