no rules
school rules
cider house rules (a movie about 15 years ago & a good book)
parking fine
@abarambling. We are friends. We can enjoy doing things together and we can share our opinions on many things, including porn. Nothing personal...
slow dance
I watch lesbian porn with a lesbian friend of mine. She is very clear that If I want to keep my fingers working I will not place them on her....
break dancing
Zip ties
big ass
hard heart
What's all this got to do with a woman getting shitfaced and trying to get laid?
cold rain
perfect dork
Look up Dork in Dictionary.com.: A silly, out of touch person. Underwear, you may have a more serious problem if you cannot tell a woman from a...
Are you sure that they were female humans? I have seen what I first took to be female humans just to find out that they were female dorks.
weak excuse
A person who gets very drunk then goes looking for sex has serious personal problems. My friends and I always avoided the sloppy drunk broad.
poor excuse
dirt poor
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