Having the worlds longest orgasm, and receiving notice that she is to be given a reward for it at a red carpet event, only to arrive and find that...
the skeptical witch gives some delicious head to lure leprechauns that whisper racist thoughts (had to do it :))
Draw a dot on a piece of paper, stick it somewhere on the wall or the back of a chair where you can sit comfortably with it at eye level. Make any...
the skeptical witch baked a delicious head to lure leprechauns that whisper racist thoughts.
I believe this might not be an honest attempt at a religious argument, but a form of demonstration, efficiently presenting every flaw common in an...
The worse the hygiene, the closer to the shore it smells like.
The skeptical astronaut baked a talking pie to hunt leprechauns that whisper filthy thoughts I didn't change it much because I think it's near...
a wandering gypsy baked a talking fish to find leprechauns that whisper filthy thoughts
So you're saying this didn't hurt you emotionally any more deeply than if he had punched you in the stomach because he enjoyed it? Just the...
That kind of applies to everything, not just vagina smells.
a wandering gypsy resuscitated a deceased person to find philosophers that whisper forgotten thoughts.
a wandering spirit resurrected a deceased person to find beaners that sell forgotten vedge.
It's nice that this comforts you so much. You seem very comfortable.
I am very bad at pushing myself to get started on things, I was going to say I'm lazy, but when I think about it I get tons of stuff done, I just...
He's one lucky guy to have a girl so eager to show her affection this way. Your enthusiasm to do it alone would be a big turn on. Off the top of...
Harsh as it may be, I agree. It's not like you can lay down the law and tell him to focus on you, that kind of thing doesn't work with sex, it...
That's a good point that is rarely brought up. When a gay person is forced by themselves or others to pretend not to be gay it doesn't just hurt...
Baking cookies that came out of the oven as screaming baby faces.
I've been with a girl that was too sensitive for me to really get her off directly, we had a lot of fun masturbating together. I could feel and...
^hahaha
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