I love the 2 old guys dressed in suits who make fun of everyone. I can't remember their names.
I'm not looking forward to it either. First off, I have to work at 4, secondly, my fiance and I are in a fight and she said she wasn't coming to...
Well I'll tell you what. I need to do my laundry too, so how about I just throw your stuff in with mine?
Trish, you're gonna be just fine.
My fiance and I enjoy being asleep and when one wakes up in the middle of the night, she or I will start to initiate sex on the other. It's...
Well I have to agree with you.
I live about 50 miles north of Philly in Bethlehem. I'm near Earthy Mama and Northernlehigh97. I'm about 15 minutes from Dirty Jersey.
My best film was "Saving Ryan's Privates". You might recognize me as T.C. Shelbourne.
That just absolutely rocks.
I am currently in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and the time is 6:13 P.M.
Well you don't have to be a dickhead. My best friend of 21 years is currently deployed in Qatar in the Air Force and he's not inflicting any pain...
Ah, well touche. Good luck with the ceremony.
I believe the band Nazareth said it best. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and mares any hearts.
Where in the Lehigh Valley did you grow up? I live in the Lehigh Valley, in Bethlehem.
And why am I such a horrible choice?
I don't know how to get out of that funk. I'm in it. I only come to work cause I have to pay the bills.
Week of the day? Someone has to explain that one to me.
Can I be the preacher/minister/priest?
And what exactly did he do to get caught?
I'll try, but I'm sick.
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