lmao!! I really enjoyed reading that response, lol. You're right about porn though...I've watched very little that was actually arousing or even...
I think I'd rather hold off for the one who'll accept it, or, better yet, help me rejoice in it! I dated a straightedger once, and although I did...
I remember trying to make sandwiches in my buddy's mom's kitchen. His mom was a complete Atkins freak so naturally we had very little to work...
Be just friends first, woo her with your stunning personality and many redeeming qualities as well as your good looks and charm, and then she'll...
Mmm, I don't dig teachers who move up a grade. Mainly because my ninth-grade english teacher moved up with the year after mine, twice. So I feel...
maybe it's like...ironic. Like how people call a stupid person einstein...?
with my old circle, we used to make up Sylvan Learning Center commericals...you know, when the kid finds some cheesy ass creative way to show...
I was like wtf but then I realized....she might be in the basement....but still...I'm really stoned so that might not make snese later..
yo....I had this borders gift card thing that had 30 buks on it but then i lost it somehow in my room. I know it's there, I just cant find it/...
My left eye is plotting against me. :( Its rea;y impatient, it wants to get out of my skill and fly at my face before I go to sleep. but if I...
Yeah...even when they drive by and I'm completely clean I still feel paranoid. I become hyperaware of what I'm doing. Do I make I eye contact?...
I did try that once...I went exactly a week, actually. It took a bit longer to get to the point where I usually stop, but it still wasn't much...
Across the universe (The Beatles)
Holy shit, didn't Raffi cover that song?? Well, I suppose it is a bit generous to call that a "cover"....
I masturbate at least once a day, using a toy. I strictly stick to clitoral stimulation. And yeah, it feels good, but the end result always feels...
Jada, I hate her. She cried before they even did anything, for like an hour. Me and my dad relished her suffering. But I feel bad for that...
Did it get you anywhere? Because if it did, the whole argument for legality of hemp rope goes right out the window! haha
Ah, the marijuana burp....I always taste it, but if I ever saw a smoky burp, I was too stoned to remember.
I've read that you're generally supposed to refrain from smoking for 2 weeks after surgery. Then again, they also advise you to refrain from sex...
Wow...how stoned were you?? haha. The other day I was flying pretty high myself when I realized that the lady in the apartment across the street...
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