I was first kicked out of church at age 7.
I've asked Jesus to save me from fundamentalist Christians.
My girlfriend rolls on to my back, blows me and swallows when I shoot my load. The only submission is on my part.
Saved from what?
You can blame their government.
I'm usually seconds away from blowing my load when I'm eating pussy :tongue:
I'm sorry the guy's dead, but he was just a billionaire that sold electronic devices.
I'm a pagan and religion is fucked up. If you have to defend something your religion does, it's fucked up.
They both: believe women are just property forcibly convert unbelievers kill people for practicing witchcraft kill homosexuals
Rich Hollywood stars want communism for you, not for them.
WooHoo!! WooHoo!!
Cubans love black people, they love for them to sweep the floors and pick up the trash.
I like watching hot looking, curvy chicks masturbate.
When I was in school they told us about how the H-Bomb will vaporize us, then we played "Duck and Cover" in the hallway.
We have 10% unemployment. You'd think a war or two would cause domestic production to rise, thereby creating a lot of jobs.
If there is US military industrialism then where are the fucking jobs!
What would you say if you got laid off from work because your company said they were going to pay social security instead of you?
What's so great about Palestine?
I come 12 times in one night. I've also come 4 times in 1/2 hour. This was when I was young and vearal.
Americans can no longer trust the police. Today I read about a mentally ill man that was beaten to death by a few cops. Some of our citizens...
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