This thread just totally made me lol. "Sleep tight.. don't let the bed bugs bite." o_O
I finally did it... I had my back/ass shaved this morning. Feels good! I was thinking of taking all the hair, as I was a hairy beast, and making...
What if she's laughing at your penis?
Haha, Blair you're so damn adorable.. In my dream book it states that dreaming of nudity reflects our need for self expression and desire to be...
I masturbate at the comp, in my bed, my recliner and sometimes the floor.
I feel tingly.
No, you're not weired at all.. How do you think I glaze my doughnuts? Pussy juice, it isn't just for glazing faces anymore. o_O
Actually, the original post was a question.. He asked; "so how can it work out when both want different things at the same time?".. He edited his...
Umm, because a man doesn't need to cum in order for a woman to do so. Nice font, btw. o_O
Yes, does that make me a "HO HO HO"?
No. So for you men who sit alone in your room at night stroking yourself, it will NOT work without a female. :&
Only if you throw in a second monkey for a threesome. Mmm, hot monkey sex.. *scratches pits and makes monkey noises*
[img] Yay! Mmm, I love good spellers. :drool:
Whoo hooo!! :party: I know you didn't spell "centEmeters" with an E, right? :O
You're definitely a very interesting character.
I'm sucking mine while typing.. I feel so special.
I love french kissing.. The last amazing kiss I had was with this guy from my mom's work.. He jacked off on me (kind of) while we tongued one...
I would dye my pubes also.... if I had some. o_O
Yes it is possible.. I suck mine every night.
[img] Hi, Duck! *squeezes him* *quack*
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