I'm like a lemur in bed... Ohhh baby yeah. My sweet lemur lovin' is all you'll ever need. ;)
Last summer, I made up a completely fictional best friend, so that my mother wouldn't know I was dating a guy 8 years my senior. I made up the...
You're terrible, probably because you sweat alot. :P Caffeine is good for anyone who plans on staying awake for an entire night, dancing and...
That is sooo cute! It looks really good where you put it. I recently got my first tattoo, too. It's between my shoulderblades, and I didn't...
Darnit all, Curney! You look so awesome in pictures! Not that you don't look awesome all the time, cuz you do, but you know what I'm saying......
Sucha cute wittle bwoy....:X
I've seen those chocolate molds in penis shapes. You know, where you melt the different colours of chocolate, and pour them into the mold and thet...
If I were to magically grow testicles, I'd name the left one Bob.
Awesome!!! Mayo's my cure-all!!! :D Plllllus: I love the song that your signature quotes. ;)
*Ahem* I HAVE just joined... I wasn't the one who typed that introduction... It was the QUEEN of grammatical errors, Miss Green_Apple herself. ^_^
I think you all just need to open your minds to new things. Seriously, you have NO idea what it tastes like before you try it.
hahahahhahahaha!!!!:D :D
i think of kittens
I named my penis because i thought it was the cool thing to do... its name is tickle
It's a pretty tough recipe to follow, but if you pay attention, I think you'll all get it jussst fine. ;) You'll need: two pieces of white...
Hi everybody! im just joined today!
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