I downloaded one off of Limewire years ago, if by chance you manage to find one, good luck; you'll be needing it. Seriously, I doubt you'll be...
No it's not, check your monitor.
Although these things are beyond our control, what would you like your next life to be like? How nuch do you imagine the world will have changed...
Where should I send my newsletter?
I have a chrome-plated bellybutton of destiny. Wanna take a peek? Too bad.
Toasters totally count, welcome to the club. We meet on Tuesdays in the abandoned factory over by the lube plant. See you there.
What I have is a flesh-based actuator that moves at 320,000 thrusts per second. I am equipped with the normal man juices and I've never had a...
I'd fuck her, but she's too young.
A latent appliance fetishist is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself that sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of...
You've got MALE. Genitalia, that is.
Well, methinks your expectations will be dashed when you get a picture that IS my penis.
If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a tease. I learned it from the womenfolk. And I think you've about won me over, keep your eyes peeled for...
It may be, but I think you need to step it up, honey.
Cameras, eh? I'm not sure if I can sit still the entire hour it takes to finish the photograph.
Do you have a better way of accomplishing the task at hand? If so, I'd love to hear it.
You got it, what's your fax number? Also, do you know how to clean up flesh and blood from a paper tray? My machine seems to be jammed at the moment.
As long as it's in person and I get to join in, yes.
I am nowhere near as pretentious as I seem in some of the videos or online in person, I'm actually very quiet and reserved. I'm just trying to...
I don't believe they allow such a thing on the internet. Thanks for watching, by the way. Which videos did you like the most? I think most of them...
Now you're sprechen my language, how do you want to seal the deal?
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