have you tried "Hi?" invite her to dinner, make something real good, get a movie, simple shit, the possibilites are endless. worst case...
its when you feel sane is when you gotta worry. whatever you do, don't see a doctor if your mind is upsetting you.
i know you said no punk but GG allin was a hard motherfucker.
man whatever i be grubbin large on dem swimmin bitches
whats the difference between jelly and jam? I cant jelly my cock down your throat
my dick shot jfk
man, i guess i did talk to an imaginary home audience. I'm still kind of a self absorbed peice of shit.
oh how i'd love to consensually bang the shit out of that ho
dude is your sister hot?
every time, 3-6 times.
you rock
"i dont think i'm trippppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggg"
let me know if you make it to San Diego. theres a subgenius X-day drill in ohio in late july i think.
i got a great cat stew recipe
this thread so so ghey
can someone paraphrase?
learn to make your own decisions maybe? not ask strangers what to do? dont listen to me.
the snake symbolizies our shapeshifting reptillian overlords from outerspace, duh. who doesnt know that.
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