No one has thrown a virgin into a volcano for me lately...
You must never masturbate. You can only have sex if married. When you do have sex, it's only if you want to have a child. When you do the...
I'm not sure what a "big wang" is but please - let's keep this board family oriented - I have a lot of nuns who visit here and might be offended....
I think that I'm gonna call her St-Peanuts from now on. She is very nice. I love her with all my heart.
I love humans the way you might love dogs. I have a lot of them - some who are clean even get to sleep in my bed. You know how some of you are...
What character? Be yourselves is a very important lesson you must always retain.
You should've asked me - I'd have charged only 4$... Seriously children, I'm sorry to be corny but St-John said it - "All you need is love" or...
Me too. She gave a concert last night.
When humans express themselves simply out of instinct, they will make some sound like of an animal. Humans are thinking animals. "Huh" will...
Look now, 3 paragraphs are 3 paragraphs... You don't have to compete with me to write another Bible here...
Sure - no prob. Adios.
God is that. God is also everything else. God is dark and is light. Most of all God smiles at the beauty that his creations can bring upon his...
Nisha, I did write 3 paragrah - don't judge other's asses if you don't want yours to be judged.
It does require special social accomodations... If you say anything gay-joke related, they wanna fry your ass.
P.S. Next time try to light it with a match...
Did it smell the mouse? What invisble and smells like a carot? A rabbit fart.
Like I said in my last post there - what's next? Do you think we should call homos "hetero-sexually challenged people"? Where will this...
That too... BUT - Then we'll have to call gay people "herero challenged people"???
Doth not be too mean toward the retards. Don't you love them like normal kids? To top it - if you have a retard - thou get a government check...
Doth thou realize just how lucky thou is? Out of the billions of spermazoids, thou are the one I choose to see light of life. Thou are a...
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