Hyphy, please explain "rebound factor" and the term "AFC".
Have you ever thought that maybe it's not him that's the problem, but you for being insane?
I'm the only skinhead in Ithaca, so even amongst the ignorant people who equate being a skinhead with being racist, I have novelty, which gives me...
No Molly. You fully have those men in the "friend" zone, but you flirt with them for validation of your own attractiveness. Once you boost your...
How much do your pubes go for? I've installed the penis, now I need to get facial hair.
Damn. I try to wait a couple of months if the girl just got out of a real relationship. And if she happens to get involved with someone else in...
Maybe if you didn't freak out each time a guy hit on you, you could solve that problem. Or try this novel approach: Sleep with a friend.
[img] Watch out Cate! Someone might hit on you if you leave the house today! Better close the blinds, too!
Try Medicaid. It's what all the dirty unemployed hippies are raving about these days.
You just need to get laid.
Hey, how many guys here actually find it possible to be "just friends" with a chick? After a while I start to like her and want to move to the...
They have surgery for that sort of thing these days.
A gay guy was hitting on me one time, and he said "You have a penis and you don't even know how to use it." I was disturbed.
No, they're cockblockers. OMG NO A DUDE WAS HITTING ON YOU. HEAD FOR THE HILLS. SAVE ME. SAVE ME. I'M AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AND A MAN IS...
People who wear suspenders with a belt.
Hey Nesta, what's the picture from your sig from? I've seen the movie, but forgot the name.
My mom's cat is bipolar.
I'm in stitches.
Okay serious pet-peeves: Fat/ugly chicks who come up to me hitting on me as if I'd give them the time of day. Don't call me, I'll call you.
I curbstomped someone one time because he said "fuck you" and slapped a friend of mine in the head. I think I over-react sometimes.
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