You need a man to come over and cook you something.
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I don't have to if I don't want to.
Now go die.
Fuckin' hippy.
I always seem to be the favorite amongst children. Doesn't make sense to me considering I hate the little bastards.
Oh, right. I'm gonna sit there rubbing your tummy so I'm right in the line of fire when you barf?
Well fuck. Humans are evil, right?
Dude, why be sad. About 10,000 ants just got a gift from God.
Yes! Don't be brainwashed! Destroy the family unit! Let kids do whatever they want in school! Let women kill their babies and steal them from...
He trips hard and opposes anyone who challenges his fantasy of feminism and extreme social liberalism.
Hahahaha I love it. "Hair farming". Hahaha.
I'm a conservative anarchist. Wrap your fucking brains around that one.
And just how is a dirty unemployed hippy supposed to afford 7 pairs of socks?
Okay well this morning I woke up, had a cup of coffee and a couple of cigarettes. It was so badass!
Fuckin' hippy! Not just shoes. BOOTS. Big, black, nasty shit-stompin' boots!
So my Doc Martens came in the mail today. I tried them on and laced them up. My heel slips a little bit, so I figure they're a little too big for...
No. Don't "spoil" your girlfriend because then she will turn into a Diva and come to expect it. Instead, get her a few, very thoughtful gifts at...
Yeah man there's tons of them. A man's life is a challenge that a woman can't even comprehend.
Dude this thread totally got hijacked by page two. I totally agree with the OP. When I was in school and a boy got into a fight, he got...
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