I bet when you were younger your parents were so disappointed
There is nothing better
Just starting to stroke
Aw, did someone hurt you again?
Breastfeeding isn’t hippie, it’s recommended by the WHO, the same people who, correctly, legitimise and promote vaccination. It seems that stupid...
Sounds good. Same, naked in bed and stroking
I bet that was a sight to see
It was good. I’m now back in the room. It’s a ground floor room and I’m naked on the bed with the curtains open. People are walking past but no...
Just arrived at a hotel, lying here naked and ready to play
A word of advice - don’t try and tell me what to do old chap !!!
Just about to start
Mines in my hand right now
The knowledge that someone else is doing it too
Not a bad idea...
Whip it out and start stroking then
Not sure, I’ll know it when it happens, something new
Desperate to start
I would love to start wanking right now but need a bit of friendly motivation
a saying taken to heart by people across the world who claim to be Irish despite being anything but
So only 1/8 Irish and celebrating an uprising that happened in April not March. Absolute batshit crazy yet still makes more sense than most of...
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