thats it.
besides thats what i actually could translate.
i always thought that of american humor, but ok. thanx for opinion
when i was little, i never went with my friends to the cemetary. because i was a little bit pale and they always tried to dig me in.
somebody please kiss the sleeping beauty!! she said ahe must go to work at 8.
- so we are 3 men in a boat, not mentioning the dog. - why three?? - becaue i didnt mention you, dog!!
i can translate more lol
hehe it made me laugh. pain in the ass...))
one more about mendelejev, who created a chemical table while dreaming d.i. mendelejev had seen an erotic dream with many elements.
- hello, doctor. - hello. please take off your clothers. - ok. - oh, you can get dressed now, your hearing is normal.
- hello, doctor, my finger hurts. - ok, take off your cothes! - but why?? its only my finger. - perhaps it's only your finger, but perhaps i...
.... then i got to know that he SMOKES, after that i got to know WHAT he smokes and we separated.
you know what. i left a note or even a letter in my grandfather's coffin. i was younger and thought somehow guilty of his death.
my consolations....
one more joke to fight alcoholism the government of holland has picked out 50 millions ....tonnes of marijuana.
as for number one. vitalii klichko (and his brother) is russian - ukranian wrestler - very famous all over the world.
hello! i ve just translated some jokes from russian for you. i doubt if u find any of them funny or maybe u will not get them all, but just tell...
ok i have a private q. )) u didnt have sex with a girl, but have u ever done it yourself? or you even never cummed also??
oh you r cocky ))!!
suggest that u should go and watch 40-year old virgin, the movie. at least u remind me of him.
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