https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4gHNMECx1M"]YouTube - Fabio the most beautiful man in the Cosmos!
Gawd fuck me, Foley, it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-tbkD5PiPo"]YouTube - Fabio's Time for Romance
You mean steroid filled stuff like Kentucky Flyed? :)
As my dearly departed mother-in-law used to sagely say "You can't fuck on carrots and Caraway seeds!"
A hearty helping of some animal cadaver will help with that....
Oh they fart alright. The correct term is "Queef" or "Qweef." We call them "fanny farts" ("fanny" meaning vagina) down here....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xrdjxj3lMD0"]YouTube - hand jive
Actually my hand shits me to tears. She is always pestering me with questions like "Does my thumb look big in this?"
Don't blame me girlie. My handmaiden threatens to leave me if I don't do it!
Silent but DEADLY. The sound?.....think about someone cooling their soup. :dizzy2:
I love ambushing my hand when she gets out of the shower, beating her to a pulp, then throwing her on the bed and raping her ragged!! :love:
G-d needed some substance to make a human? He can whip up animals, fish, etc, out of sweet fuck all, but he needs material before he can...
We all had arsouls before souls were issued.......:)
Imagine how you'll cum when you tire of pimping her to every **** and his dog and you get her latest date to snuff her!! :pimp:
If drugs were "decent" Jesus would have done them. Instead of dirty drugs He chose good wholesome alcohol for his fix. This makes me, a Black Belt...
A fucking MEN, mate!
Now ya talkin'!
Gee, I wonder where they got that idea from? :)
Don't be so silly. The world was created in 4004 BC, so there were no Homo Erectuses (Rump pumpers with a boner) or Neanderthals, only "sinners"...
Social Security funded test dummies for the big drug companies. :smilielol5:
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