I fail to see how digitally discharging the ol' pump action cum gun can improve your DNA. DNA is what we are born with, and regularly rubbing...
Try to re-acquaint yourself with the typical kid you were born as; the earlier in its life, the better. Then, when faced with a difficult...
Goddamn animal loving, tree-hugging Arsies!! I say we barm 'em back to the Convict Age before they force bean curd and Tofu down our meat-eating...
To the tune of "Funiculì, Funiculà" Last night I pulled my pud behind the wood shed, And it was nice, I pulled it twice, Kicked it, licked it,...
That's excellent, letting your cock know it is you in charge, not that greasy little one-eyed lump of gristle! And always remember that each time...
OneLifeForm is having a lend of the lot of you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY"]YouTube - Dr. Strangelove - Precious Bodily...
Not at all. But much, much lighter in the Clag bag, thank you! :ack2: Sorry, Rev, but wankers are an object of ridicule where I come from. ;)
Just as I thought, you are silly as a fucking cut snake. You blew the precious few brains you came in with out the eye of your cock years ago....
I'm looking around, already, already!! Seriously, do you know of any sites where you can say what you like, without phoney free-speech preachers...
[LIST] Thanks, Shale. Shale: Indeed!! Imagine getting hounded out of a Hippy site for telling someone to...
Imagine the reception from the Generation In Rebellion, those arch practitioners in self-denial, when OneLifeForm takes the stage at Woodstock and...
Hippie World is all about practising self-discipline?? :confused::confused:
What a weird world we have when a credulous cockaholic - who has obviously been convinced by someone, some killjoy dogma, (guess!!*) that his knob...
Jesus will be s-o pleased!
Fuckin' oath!!
The only thing wrong with masturbation is the Christian induced guilt about it. And it is quite obvious OneLifeForm's mind has been brainwashed by...
Bravo, One Life Form! Keep it up....I mean, down! :o All forms of sex are absolutely filthy and should be saved up and imposed on your one and...
Then I''ll wait a coupla days until the Yankee dollar drops to Confederate dollar value. :)
My fellow Ustrailyuns. This post is addressed to youse blokes, who, unlike the social climbing Seppos, will understand my delight. I had a truly...
Maybe I was, way back then. However quixotic idealists like young Danny are highly unstable individuals. Their minds constantly search for a...
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