I think you are probably right. You would definitely have to blind fold the girls though. If they should get a glimpse of a turtle dick, they...
Ever notice that chicks find you a bit repulsive and walk to the opposite side of the street when they see you coming?
Where are your parents, young man, and where did they fuck-up?
I would love to live in solitude as long as there were a troop of cabana boys to serve my every whim.
I would like to masterbate in public at a feminist rally!
not even sure what that means.
Thanks for saying it, hillbilly. Kid had to hear it from somewhere.
Ugliness and mace are the best forms of self-defense.
The more you give someone (minorities and the poor) the more they expect. Hand outs breed complacency and laziness.
I blow plastic!
Let the love flow and the ass beatings begin.
I love the show. But yet, it is somewhat queer.
I think they're all fudge packers or tuna chefs.
Quick! Get to the pharmacy and refill your meds!
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Oh boy. Here we go.
Yet he resembles you. *walking into kitchen scratching head in a fog of confusion*
Can I join you little El- vies in a little snuggle/movie party?
Does it matter anally? Or would any cucumber do?
...and yet, he takes on your fair features.
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