‘Bout to change the seats in my car in South Texas; ergo old pair of workout shorts, t-shirt, and Napa Auto race team baseball hat. This evening...
Loooove when my wife wears super short shorts - especially the spandex workout shorts and she has a few pairs of dressier ones as well and they...
Kylie always gets a “like”
HAAAAATE the huge ass trend. Problem for the huge-ass girls is, it’s not like changing the style of your jeans or hair. Once you get that ass,...
Yeah. Typically after I’ve been drinking too much and my wife is just finishing me off with a handy. Feels good. She hates it.
My gf (when she was my gf) and I were watching a movie [regular movie, not porn] and I slipped my finger in her ass. Nothing crazy, just small...
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Which is UHLame!
And I’m fully aware that I grossly failed to proof read both the thread title AND my first post. It I’m still not sure what the hell iOS is...
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I’m not sure this is exactly what the OP was going for.
Why are Oral and Anal always limped together? I feel like each is as individual as vaginal. I’m off my soapbox. Thanks for listening.
Not disagreeing with that. But the open mouth/drooling saliva/totally jacked mascara/gagging almost vomiting sound is not attractive to me.
Well played.
OP = +1
Bet if you said that you WANT to enjoy sex with him and recommend a sex therapist, he’d be on board (since he’ll know you’re not blaming him)…that...
Mexican (specifically) - I don’t speak Spanish but I would watch Telemundo all day. Eastern European (former Soviet bloc) - Russia, Romania,...
Have you seen the movie Deep Throat (serious question)?
When I was in college, that’s all I could get girls to give me and most of them didn’t know what they were doing. A lot of them would not put it...
There have been Turn Off threads that ask about non-physical turn offs. But what are your Buzzkills - physical things that if that person just...
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