"Pepperspray goes great on Top Ramen." ~Emperor Jones the I
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8. Brain Spazms are encouraged so long as the spazee trasfer his/her spasm into creative output. If the spazee does not profit from his/her...
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7. Cake, in all it's forms, shall always exist completely unrestricted on the internet.
6. All Moderators of Forums who are found guilty of abusing their power shall be banished into RL for a period up to seven years but not less than...
5. All persons participating in child pornography shall be turned into arcade machines. [img]
On This, somewhere between the tenth and eleventh of September, Year of our Lord 2004, I do hereby proclaim myself, Emperor Jones the I, to be the...
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