I could spin ya a yarn or too.
Luxury items
Any invention not taken TAKE
Too close
I had a 100.00 dollar tattooed on my dick,because I like to see my money grow. Everyone knows penis size is directed related to IQ.The bigger the...
Chance encounter
Frank Marino
[ATTACH]
Better to leave that one in the fantasy pile.Besides!How do you know that kid your raising is yours.You will always know who your Momma is,your...
When eagles land lightly. LAND
Dance card (very very old school)
I love the way the earth smells after a thunderstorm,all those positive ions bombarding your senses.A commercial fisherman for 30 +years,I worked...
I tried to shower with clothes on and a toaster, but my clothes got wet,and the toaster kept tripping the breaker.I knew better than to try...
American Woman
What's not to love about a bear.
Body beautiful
Their are no winners in todays political climate.And the biggest losers (the american people)are busy arguing over which party is better.Meanwhile...
To my Mom,my Sister and Grand Mother,love and miss you.
School house
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