Sex frightens you? You need a real woman like me to show you how to do it! I had it with Clint Eastwood once on a set. Clint Eastwood. He'd never...
You will never have her.
I like to lube it up and fist it first, lol!
Straight, sassy, single, married, and wide lower lipped female. A lot more than a silly Jared Leto lookalike like you can handle. :afro:
I met my husband of 52 years in an arranged internet marriage.
I can't argue with the DMT gods. They do shine bright upon exposed bottoms, stuffing them will all sorts of magical drugs, ponies, and cocks....
You look gay but I like it lol.
I'm a spiritualist and I can tell you that your house is for sure haunted. All the signs are there. I would move out ASAP.
My God... you people here are such druggies! Eww! You need to learn to live a healthy life like true hippies. :sick2:
Let me rephrase: The wind driven desert sands forced Jesus the savior of mankind to construct a shed out of gopher wood in order to maintain his...
I'm sorry, but I just don't see it. I guess we'll agree to disagree! :snowkiss:
Well, it's ok, dear. We can't all be straight ;) ;) :devil: ;)
lol, it's manly if Patrick Stewart drinks it. You probably just have all manly women there lol lol:biker::biker:
Congolese, mostly.
The Crushunator 35.
Is no one else bothered by the poor grammar? Men...
I'm also a huge fan of seafood! :D
My grandson watches him. I find his humor to be dull and directed towards social failures and people who have burned their brains off with too...
It's weather, LOL. Let's talk about something more Christian like... carpentry instead, guys!
You're from England and you don't like earl gray? That's not very manly. LOL :D :bobby::afro:
Separate names with a comma.