I wear my bra to bed. I'm only bra-less when showering.
I've tried spanking, but it just makes me feel completely awful. Besides, spanking never worked for my kids.
Make sure you wear a jacket while smoking. My kids are so sensitive to smoke that even the smoke on my clothes gives them an ear infection. I...
My cat sleeps on the second stair from the top. One morning, he slept on the top step. I tripped over him, fell down the stairs, and broke all the...
I usually keep them on the front porch. I've tried to remember to bring them in, but every time I've forgotten, they've been stolen. Yesterday...
Not so good, fitzy. I like my men chubby and nerdy. Plus, I need constant supervision to go to doctors appointments, to take my medication, etc....
My baby sticks her whole face in the damn dog water. I caught her once soaking dog food in it, then eating it when it was soft.
My right boob is Scarface. The left one is Boobie the Kid.
I've dreamt of giving birth, for all three of my kids, before I even knew I was pregnant. I dreamed I gave birth to a skeleton for my first one....
A letter to the judge is treated just like what the person is writing about. For Example, a letter saying he can't pay would be treated as a...
It is a really big decision. Just make sure she tells you what she expects you to be to the kid. Dating is hard when you're a single parent. I...
I have one son that is circumsized, and one that isn't. Both of their penises are perfectly healthy. They are 4 and 3, and they both constantly...
It's hard to describe how being a woman feels, but I think this poem will help you. PHENOMENAL WOMAN...
Yes! Okcupid.com is an awesome site! I met my husband there! It has been, and always will be free.
Good, I'm glad you made a decision that makes you happy. What's more, I'm glad you made an INFORMED decision. Kudos!
William Shatner. Even though he is fat, bald and sad.
I've had a tubal ligation, but I still make my husband pull out. I hate the mess.
What did the easter egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
I posted this in another thread. But it's so awesome, it deserves it's own. If god is willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not...
I think Epicurus said it best: If god is willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. If he is able, but not willing? Then...
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