Pour hot piss all over me (fully clothed) while masturbating to Internet porn. I edge and edge and edge until I can't hold it and blow my load.
Don't worry yourself. I'm 26 and have never had a gf in my life. I really don't think I'm missing out on anything. Most romantic pursuits involve...
I was about five or so. My grandmother was babysitting this girl, who was the same age as me, who lived next door. She and I had known each other...
Wear a condom, put it in her...then RUN! FAST!!! No, but seriously, she's not worth it, man. Sounds like she really has no respect for herself,...
Never fall in "love." It's never worth it. ALL relationships die eventually. Never buy into that Disney, Hallmark make believe bulls***. It's...
Amen, brother!!!!! Men everywhere should consider starting a woman haters club!!!
About 30 minutes is the quickest for me. I remember jerking off 8 times in one day!!! My balls ached every time they kicked. lol.
YES!!!!! Why let emotions get in the way of anything. All emotions do is mess things up.
If someone in your house smokes cigars, then try using a cigar container. I found an aluminum one lying around that no one touched in years and...
Women: can't live with them, can't live without them. They create more problems than they solve.
Sounds like the workings of a Scorpio. If she is a Scorpio, then RUN!!!!!!!!!!! They have destroyed my faith in trusting people.
Be yourself, dude. Just be yourself. And think of this: If girls turn you down, DON'T LET IT GET TO YOU!!!! Don't attach yourself to one girl when...
I'm in the same boat as you! Just try fleshlight.com. They send you stuff in a discreet, brown box with a fake name on it. I've done it twice. I...
Where have you been all my life???? ;)
So guys. The uncontrollable boner. It's happened to you all before. In places where you really would not want to be seen with "junior" pushing on...
Almost got caught sooooo many times. I was doing some crazy stuff to while fapping, and my family had to know, but I didn't care. They never...
Totally. I'm a very shy person and, for us, it'll take a while.
WOW, man. That's a hell of a story. I've been through similar situations, but look on the bright side: there are plenty of fish in the sea. Keep...
AMEN!!!!!
I first noticed them years ago on me. Thought I had some disease, but I checked into it and they're fine!!!
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