Jesus Christ stepped out of my computer monitor last night and told me to register at Hip forums and deliver the lols. I looked up and said:...
Banned with a boomerang for signing each one of your posts.
Hello. Do you have other qualifications?
A world without mirrors would be a cruel world if you should find yourself lost in the desert. You need a mirror to reflect the sun at the people...
Jesus H. Christ
I don't see how that could be a ban-invoking offense. Let's keep this a serious thread, people.
Not if you wanted self-abuse.
Is it possible that the voice actor in the Outback Steakhouse television commercial is some bizarre case of an English-born man who grew up for a...
Indeed, the date hasn't been mentioned yet. Valentine's Day is Tuesday, February 14, 2012
The Guide to Sleeping in Airports (JFK is looking good) http://www.sleepinginairports.net/ And, the serious part of this reply is: I moved out...
RooRshack, why are you down-voting my comments in this thread, dude? lol You'd better down-vote em all before the screen looks too fuzzy, that's...
In the fat-ass category.
Dog psychology is a fast-growing field in need of qualified practitioners. Was that the answer you were looking for?
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Banned for wearing a mullet irl.
Yeah, fuck that. But reading King's trite scribbling is better than, say, posting on an internet forum. Julian Barnes is one of my faves, and if...
My current mood = world domination
I have seen those while waiting in line at the supermarket checkout.
My comment was a critique of your presumption about the woman's name. I'm hesitant to ask but what defines unnecessarily large breasts?
North American popular culture has many disadvantages.
Separate names with a comma.
