That's why I've never been on a motorcycle. I know I'd get off dripping wet!
I wouldn't sweat it. Ever had your mom find your dildo when you're 17? When you do, come back and we'll talk......... lol
Wow. It hasn't even been 15 minutes since I last watched some....... and girls supposedly don't like porn......
Wow. I just saw how it was laid out and knew I didn't want to read it. I went to the gym and looked for the guy with the biggest bulge in his...
LOL, my horses won't fit in the house.......... And I don't think my male dog is gonna be too keen on receiving a horse cock......
My labia minora protrudes easily. And as a result I easily have clitoral orgasms. Which sounds swell, unless you like to ride horseback a lot as I...
I think hermaphrodites are amazing. What would it really be like to have BOTH sets of toys to play with? I've watched some old porn where what...
I've walked in on both brothers, my mom, and my dad. Basically I've caught everyone in my house except for the dog and the horses. But I think...
I like anal with me standing, high heels make it even better. I can really control how long he lasts, my legs and the heels turn him on immensely...
This has been my birth control method forever. And you can always keep a thermometer handy as well to see if you're ovulating.
I'm going to adjust your original comparison. Clit is to penis HEAD, labia is to a FORESKIN if you still have one.
I've had guys actually last too long. Anti depressants and/or alcohol tend to make them last longer if you want to adjust him a bit.
Is it for any reason other than being barbaric assholes?
WTF? Having my clit cut? Are you kidding? I'd rather die! Who cuts clits?!?!?!?
I grew up with two brothers that were always having friends over. I had to hide my panties for a while, I had a bandit for a while.
LOL! I was kinda thinking the same thing.
I'll take some of both.
I agree. it's a totally bad idea. I would never put any of those horrible chemicals in my body. Let the guy use condoms or go on the rhythm...
I love coconut oil. I have a mold actually, and I make a big suppository and let it set up in the freezer. Pop it out and slide it into my ass....
Had my first MFF just last sunday. It went well......
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