Our cats plow through their food fast. The dog is a pretty heavy feeder too--plus, I feed him from my plate. What hits me the hardest are the...
I'm working a very mundane and boring job right now, but they keep telling me that I'm doing a great job, so I keep coming back the next day. As...
I have a dog and two cats. All three cost me a small fortune: food, vet bills, flea medications and licenses. They lounge around my house all...
I eat there for lunch 5 days a week. I prefer the triple burger (#3 combo).
Roman... Fitting since I'm traveling to Italy next week.
Well, about all he's good for is eating treats, and he's a member of the family...of course. [IMG]
Hmm... I love to smoke, too. I don't have anger management problems, but that might change should I ever try to quit. If anything will make me...
My came from the restroom wall at work. I always thought it to be solid advise.
Actually, I often win as much as $100.00. This was a bit more than usual. The last time I won big, it was $550.00. I went out and bought a flat...
Went playing video slots after work tonight and walked away with $250.00 in my pocket. It would have been more if I had stopped playing sooner,...
I dropped my account because of the people from my past. They just reminded me of how old we're becoming.
I lived with blacks for a number of years... I think slang can be very creative and requires abstract thought to comprehend it. I believe the...
Honestly, Iceland sounds terribly boring. I would prefer Germany over Iceland. The Germans are party animals. I know because I've shared beer...
Because they secretly wish they were Americans. Heck, if I were from that part of the world, I would be planning my escape, too.
It's the one day I don't have work, so I'm expecting something special from my family. At the very least, they better take me out for breakfast.
All the girls I dated were more than willing to have fun. We simply took precautions to avoid any problems. Damn, I'm so happy to be an American...
Yeah, I know what you mean. I stepped on my cat's tail today.
What about the First Amendment?
Yeah, those Muslim countries don't take kindly to hanky panky. They might chop of a hand or something, or worse, a head.
Probably just a lot of bad dreams. If they don't pass, then I would be concerned.
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