42.5) people who mess up lists
10) Ten Lords a' Leaping!
i say we all get cameras and take videos of every person having sex right now, for scientific reasons.
more of the same, forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever,...
I only have four classes the first half of the year, so I spend more than half the day in the library, either reading books or doing the homework....
In my family anyone ages 12-19 are not required to buy presents. We all got tired of having to go through all the teenagers apoligizing and saying...
41. the bitch that gets half herself
46)old hippies
When the ice age comes, we'll live, you'll die. Then who will be shivering and laughing? HUH!?!?
<victory dance>
knock one of them out, steal their costume, and then lead them into a brass band rendition of yellow submarine
That's sick, perverted, and wrong, in a kinky way.
ear infections. DAMN YOU GOD!
i honestly don't remember how it happened, but i'm sorry, i only show my underwear to women after the second date.
...fell asleep. I fear that I have been surfing online for too long.
Not only do I never wear a bra (cross dressing not for me), but I even have one pair of boxers that is made of two different pair sown together....
Ooh! Peanut butter! Gotta add that to my list.
I've decided most of my confessions alone would be too boring, so i've decided to list them. ---- I think that whenever I stand or walk I do...
obviously you have upset god. Nose bleeds are god's favorite punishment. Snot is third.
in my house? anything and everything that does not have the labels sugar, fat, carb, trans fat, caffeine, or tastefullness followed by the word...
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