Thanks Maggie! I hope she was just joking. Anyway, I didn't let it get to me!
CONGRATULATIONS!! I am happy beyond words that things are looking good! He is such a wise looking fella! Very alert! Yay!
Why am I sick? I think it's great! It means he's alert and aware of his surroundings! Am I supposed to pretend I don't fart? Whateva!
...twice today loud enough that it startled my unborn child! Haha! I don't know why but I think it's hilarious.
My pet rat Harpo stole all the Hershey kisses from my Halloween candy one year. he stashed them all thru my room and I never did find them all....
I JUST had this happen to me last week! My hubby and I were intimate and I had a really good orgasm for the first time in a few weeks. I started...
So this is what Britney Spears says about her impending birth: Mrs. Federline also admits she'd prefer to skip the huffing and puffing portion...
My boy does funky things to my cervix! I think he has his hand up top of his head sometimes and gets all feely and grabby. It is the STRANGEST...
My favorite show EVER!!! My dh introduced me to it. Our local video store has season 1-5. When we get a boat, were going to name the dinghy...
Thanks guys! Blackie, baby #1 is making his debut in early October, hence the hustle to get hitched! But, he is my soulmate and we are MADLY in...
Cat, I want one of your bags for a diaper bag!! Do you think you could rig up one of those matching changing pads and a "stuff sack" (a matching...
Thanks for all the nice sentiments! Check out my new post!
Steve and I got married tonight! First we went to the courthouse and got the license. Then my childhood friends nearly 90 year old great...
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Sounds DEEE-Liscious!
I have a very busty aunt. We used to have family outings and she would pick up my little cousin (not her son) and carry him around. He would...
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You can really damage your body by overdosing on vitamins like that. All Niacin does is make you increase your water intake. The WATER is what...
I'm 22 and he's 35. I met him, lost him met him again. Slept with him and promptly moved in. It just went that way that we clicked beautifully....
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