Oh that's so insightful Socrates.
It happens to everyone.
Go for it. I love those sexy accents.
Well that won't work if we're in the middle of a new video game. By the way, it's been proven that playing video games enhances the brain and...
Shroom gets my vote.
Well good luck with alllllll that.
I saw the movie and it was awesome. It wasn't predictable and it certainly made me jump at certain points. I'm glad I spent my Grand Theft Auto...
Team America World Police?? What a fag.
I work with a Yankees fan who is from New York. It's great getting on her case. She came in an hour early. Big mistake.
I like the soap opera commercial that turns into a Geico commercial. It's fucking hilarious.
Peach Schnapps, 99 Banana's, and 99 Apples or Malibu.
I love all 3 of them. I think the first one was the best because of Chris Tucker, but they hit the nail on the head when they got Mike Epps to...
Boobs, especially my fiance's, since they're not gonna be saggy, and eyes.
I want to throw this computer at our MIS department since it's running so FUCKING slow tonight. I mean come on, if I'm gonna be on here at work,...
My Funny Valentine. Why does a valentine have to be funny? It's supposed to be romantic.
That's just life I suppose.
Alright Trish.
I've been arrested before when I was a teenager, but never for anything narcotics related.
I've had a casual hook up with someone I worked with. It was no strings attached, and it's stayed that way. We don't do anything anymore, but...
Well then I commend you for your decision.
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