I have an idea for an opener for some new stand up material.."Has anyone gone to their highschool reunions? Not me. The closest I've come to that...
I have seriously considered making a dark comedy autobiographical comic book,based on my dysfunctional relationships.
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Quiet? How many have you met?, I have met a couple and I didn't find them quiet. They are usually talking to themselves. Rhetorical questions....
[MEDIA] more lame prom music
No no it's Thursday I checked a calendar now Mornings feel like night
Vent/rant/why is my life like this. Their mom is the one who asked me to look out for and hang with, what is kind of ,my ex brother in law, in a...
Maybe so. He is hella creepy and I'm not covering Everything at all but I took him under my wing for a bit because my ex,his brother, moved. One...
Maybe I didn't even have to mention that my ex boyfriends brother is schitzo or schitzophrenic. The point is,whether it has anything to do with...
It is Friday again Holy crap it sure is Time to celebrate
@Lynnbrown but I'm qualified to be a Crazy cat lady :D [ATTACH]
Netflix n chill with Mr Ringo.. Actually,Amazon prime n chill.. [ATTACH]
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Dude, go suck a dick. Could care less if I'm banned for telling you that. Worth it. You creepy sensitive fuck.
I've had three decades of birthdays
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If you like it hotter than hades. Not for me.
I think you should go on a couple dates and take it very slow. A date with a woman is probably ideal because it would be easier to open up to her...
I've been to a couple of gatherings in the past and when I happen to stop going, started reading about horrible things going on at...
That's a little harsh
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