She tried to tell me once that she wanted to put something in my ass too and I was all wtf. Gotta nip that shit in the bud.
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What's making you sore? Is she bone dry? Have you tried lube?
I used to have that problem. I would bite the inside of my cheek to cause a ton of pain while I was cumming. That takes your mind off the orgasim,...
My ex cheated on me with some dude. I found him at a party a year later and beat the shit out of him infront of his friends. They all stood there;...
I had a chick that was terrible at giving head; I could never jizz in her mouth. She was just so terrible at it. Whew. Have you tried different...
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I used to take my belt off and really whip the hell out of my ex gf's ass. She loved it, and it was awesome. She'd blow me while I was reaching...
Can you rub one out solo?
You guys are done for. Just make sure you really screw the hell out of her so you don't have any regrets. Do her in the ass for sure.
Get her drunk dude. Vodka and cranberry juice, 50/50.
Your boyfriend sounds like a dipshit. He hates sports and everyone that plays sports? So some guy who's trying to not be a total loser and maybe...
Mix your shit weed and left overs in with good weed when you're rolling joints for other people who don't know any better. Whenever people come...
If you want to be a pro you have to manage to stick your tongue out and lick his balls a bit while deep throating.
I was in a band for a few years so I'm going to go with over 50. I usually got laid every night we were on tour, and two summers of touring is...
If any hot chicks want to party hit me up. But be over 18 cause I don't want to get my ass pounded in jail kthnkz.
None of those chicks are hot at all. They gotta shave that shit. Fuck that's nasty. Being into nature doesn't mean you don't know how to use a...
You just have to get them drunk dude. Get a chick who's insecure over to your place, and watch some movies. Get a big bottle of vodka, and pour...
My ex gf said she came a lot when I nailed her in the shitter. I like it because it's warmer, tighter, and more degrading.
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