I have tried, but I could not lift the elephant with my left hand.
you can't? never even saw the 1st.
no you don't have to do drugs to be a "true" hippie, but you do need to do drugs to be a true "hippie".
oh sorry guys, I just realized that the link didn't work. it is fixed now, try again.
love is the greatest poet. live its message and you will know it.
you must truly love yourself first. you must also love others. you will not be thinking anybody hates you.
thank you for your kind welcome. shaggie, your posts freaked me out. :( in my signature is a picture of my former best friend who got...
with chickens. do you think I need help? every time I see a chicken, I just can't resist ruffling its feathers. it is a real turn on. chickens are...
I am new here and thought I would introduce myself with a recent picture. this was taken late last year, I haven't changed much since then:...
ThAnK yOu! that just made me think to add a signature for myself.
is that because you are not really here? think about it.
OMG!!!!! will I be okay?
is there anybody else who can help me become an even better man?
did you really actually fall for that again? lol love, not
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deal backwards almost spells laid. why I feel like a better man already.
I am sorry to hear that. is there anything I could do to make your night better? (unsexually or not)
you may keep doing things to me if that helps.
I am done. was it good for you?
how did you learn how to type?
Separate names with a comma.