I forgot to add the part where the dad shows his son the best rolling techniques when they got to the car.:p
Ai-chi-wawa!! Next time you shower, don't forget a towel!
Hey! That's my line!
Careful, I bite.
These are funny, but you have to have been that stoned to see it. I especially like the waiting for the stop sign to turn green...
Not anymore, heh heh heh. (( zipping up fly ))
Yeah, that's the diddler! He hates when people try to get his sentance extended.
Pandas have horrible grammar skills... " My bitch and me."
Paris Hilton is exhibit A for perfect wife. She is a worthless conversationlist but can suck the chrome off a ball hitch as long as you can...
Doc Sante would like for you to not bring this topic up again. You're messing up his groove.
I swear I tried to get an entire half pound bag of plain M&M's in my mouth while jonesing.
Son: That man's not wearing any shoes? Dad: That's cuz he's a dirty tree hugging, berkenstock wearing, lillith fair going, dope smoking, tie dye...
Just tie a towel around your chest to hold them back, so much more comfortable. I won't bite............much.
There's a distinct possibility..
Hehhehehheh, we went to a Hardees on a munchie run and when guys are stoned they always want the most elaborate orders. 12 guys in a house,...
I went to a Dungeons and Dragons convention and of course, we don't sleep for 3 days and are stoned as all hell. We always had to go take a drive...
My buddy and I pull up in front of his house baked out of our minds. I swear it took him 2 minutes to turn the car off, on click at a time,...
Will you hand wash me, with extra fabric softener?
And it is usually only funny when you are stoned?
You have my undivided attenti... man, are those M&M's, schweeet, I bet you I can eat this whole bag at once... mmm, these are soooo fucking good.....
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