Red Lobster always tastes better when its free (3 of my friends have worked there for years)
Its hangin a little to the left actually. Actually my grades were better than I thought they would be. I got an A+ A+ B- C- B- C-. Not to shabby...
honey roasted peanuts, almonds an cashews are bomb
You, sure were
When I cut I donated it to Cancer patients also. My hair was in the middle of my back, I was starting to think it was too long. But know its...
That hurts Fitzy, really, it does
On the 30th I will be 17 and I will be piss drunk
I never have a hard time finding weed, cuz I made sure that I wouldn't be dependent on just one of the many dealers here in Modesto. Three of the...
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT BITCH! I love yelling that during fights
I used to get paid by people at school to snort all kinds of weird shit. I've snorted:Pixie Stix, that spicy Lucas shit, dirt, cheese, powdered...
You know when you buy an Ipod? The black box that actually holds the Ipod is perfect for joints and blunts and other shit. Not big enough for a...
[img]Your answer was the most entertaining Ramona
That would freak me out so much.
Thats a really cool pipe man
Most driving tests don't require parallel parking because too many people failed it because of it
Skateboarding it is. Tried to kickflip some stairs and landed wrond and the front end of the board smashed my shin nicely. Originally I was giving...
I smoked pixie stix once...burned like a bitch
I just yell, "HOLY SHIT" and then make a series of grunting noises
So far nobodys got it
Keep on guessing
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