look, you know if a woman is up for it.. you then have to pick your moment.. leave it too long and you've let it slip.. hard fact but true..that...
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Hey, you need some mystery in the world, if we knew everything it would be boring.. I've been in relationships and done the extremes.. in my...
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What do we think? when's the best time/way to try and kiss a giss you like.. 1) on the first date, the second, or later? 2) somewhere quiet or...
texting is shit.. you send one to someone you fancy and then spend all the time waiting for a reply, then ages writing another, deleting,...
Well kicking out the porn has been easy.. as far as the masturbation part - no success.. I did go out with a new girl at the weekend though but...
So do I in fact.. it was just a bit of fun.. cheer up or you might get struck down by a lightning bolt from above..
shouldn't your nickname be "still licking"..if you're jumping into bed with Maelstrom's entire mindset?
and if dogs really exist, eat Kittie Cat standing on your head..:sunny:
sounds like you're trying to establish a country rather than a cult..
Rule No. 564 Before performing the aforementioned Phallico-oralimentus ritual, all un-initiated virgins are to be stripped naked and brought...
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all good advice apart from the sleeping in your underwear bit.. just not comfortable.. think I'll keep viewers posted with regular updates..
Ok trial period begins now.. how long will I go without manual relief? will I avoid porn? will I get off with a woman before? will I go mad?
I hooked up this girl last night, we played pool & had a couple of beers.. then we went back to her place and had passionate sex.. (select the lie)
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Back in the day we read Lady Chatterley's Lover.. basically posh lass heads off to cabin everyday in the wood to get rogered by the gardener..
Never met anyone named God in France although the biggest train station here in Lyon is called Part-Dieu which translates as "Property of God"...
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