i perfer chew over dip.
i know a guy who survived an abortion. his name is gary and he eats porkchops with a straw. what a freak.
that was a joke.
and crack is illegal because of dave chapelle. yesss.
i'm black. from the waist down.
did you have to wear a helmet on the school bus?
well i was really talking more to the people whining about hurting the fish. if those fish were big enough, they'd go all jaws and shit on our...
why bitch over fish?
what the fuck is this, a lifetime movie on the short bus?
well thats good.
so did your hand smell like shit?
life. mmm...cereal.
hehe.retard.
never kissed a girl. i'll be a virgin till the day i die, girls just don't like me and i stopped giving a shit a long time ago. so ima smoke weed...
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/20674/ lol, try following this one stoned.
I've been baked for 96 hours. Every night i've gone to bed high, and every morning i've woke up high. Now, i'm cutting myself off for a bit.
you didnt stick your dick through the peep hole did you?
ma' pa
never whine about pussy
hell no, they tried that once, alot of people died. and that was just over tax.
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