S- Shit on your boss's desk.
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Falling
Suicide
He'd have gotten laid without the beer (which, in PA, isn't available at every corner gas station). If the words he said to me the first day we...
Dave Grohl
I went from living in a punk house, being happy, drunk (a decent amount of the time), safe, able to sleep, relatively self-sufficient, and secure...
Dora the Explorer!
What if they smoke it till the very end, like everyone I know does?
nomnomnom
The last time I had sex. His mouth was all over me, starting at my lips, moving slowly down, then back up. The foreplay was incredible, he brought...
Totodile
I have the same problem, too. Don't worry about it. Chances are one of your guy friends will also be friends with a girl you'll become friends...
The only kind of dancing I like involves a shiny pole and a girl with daddy issues.
Doritos
Mario
ass
A Charmander. loljk A dog. They're beautiful. They're sweet. They're blindly loving.
Pigs
Pikachu!
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