I bet Gene Simmons can...
I have a green bic, but I didn't have pockets 2 nights ago and I smoked so I asked my friend to keep it in her bag for me. Then I forgot about it....
I'm not from Washington State, but I've been there a few times. It's great. Hope you get to go, and when you do, have a great time!! :)
I think Stoner Bill is a pretty cool guy. Most of the time I agree with what he has to say and I just think cynicism rocks :D Also, he's good at...
I go to work stoned all the time. I work at a movie theater. I'm the person who rips tickets and welcomes everybody, and then cleans up the...
That hurt my eyes!!
I naturally seem high. People thought I was a stoner way before I started smoking. So, the only way anyone can tell if I'm high is by looking at...
Don't move out. That's silly. But if I were you I'd go off on my mom about why the fuck she sent two cops into my room while I was sleeping.
my high last night was alright. at first it sucked because we smoked and then decided to see a movie at the theater i work at, but i'm suspended...
I got stoned and my friend got drunk. We decided to play Mario Kart on the game cube. I won almost every level, and she always got in either 2nd,...
Virgin Gorda: It's such a small island where the people are all so polite! And it's simply beautiful there!! NYC: Soo much fun! There is always...
If you want a gay guy to suck your dick, does that make you gay? Or is that directed towards lesbians? Because I don't think a lesbian is gonna...
My black friends call themselves niggers and try to get me to say it so they can jokingly yell at me about it. I call them "darkies" instead :D
A few people have said "a fag is a stick" or "a faggot is a bundle of sticks" In medieval times people were burned at the stake. The "faggot"...
Thanks, MoonjavaSeed!!! <3 Yes, yazzer, of course I love you!! :D
Hooray!!! ^.^
I love you guys!!! :D
What has to be the funniest thing ever is the anti-drug ad in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle. Boy1: Come on, try it! Don't you wanna be...
The other day I got stoned and my friend was driving around with me in the car. She decided to listen to Alexis On Fire and I was bugging out. I...
Sometimes I get high and think up some really funny anti-drug commercials. Once I was behind a church near my school smoking with some girl...
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