I don't like hair in my mouth. So if someone wants me anywhere near their genitalia then it best be shaved smooth.
There's a cook book dedicated to the culinary uses of semen.
You could always stick to anal. "its too big to fit! *le gasp*" "Not this baby ~.^"
It's a dog.
The temperature drop not only freezes the water making snow, it freezes rational brain function. Thus zombies. ~FIN~
Sugar rock candy
As long as you can make me a sandwich. A fancy one.
Welcome fellow nub <3
Im sure i could acquire them >.>
Herpes
Professional freeloader. I already have the credentials.
Not particularly. Just fuck your mate, then decorate.
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